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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

15.06.2025 02:46

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why is rap* a crime?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why does Christianity push reconciliation after a partner cheats? Mine had a 7-year affair with someone half my age. He cheated and lied. He is not the same to me.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}